Dec 13, 2010

The alien race among us

I haven't write anything in a long while, as you can see. It's different now. I don't even know how to write anymore. Something might be wrong somewhere in some part of my brain. Maybe my life is not that complicated so I just missed some catchy part of dramas and agony. I keep it simple and I like it simple. Even with the girls.

Well, this might be offensive to say but women is the most complicated creature that I ever encountered in my life. Let's start with the nearest person in my life - my mother. When I was a kid I used to face all the complication dealing with my mom. When it is her O-K time then world was never a hell. But when it came to the 'women-time' you can guess what happen. 

I don't have a girlfriend. Yeah girls, don't smile like that. But in my case, I like to be around girls. I like the comfort and tenderness being around them. That - sounds a bit wrong. They have something that I don't have, physically and mentally. So the contradictions makes everything about life much more interesting. Sounds good, right? But you know, girls - they are way more complicated than what we ever imagine.

First, the importance of keeping their so called 'heart and feelings' under control. It's an extra maintenance, the one that is harder to maintain compared to a car. Their temperature rise without any initial red indicator on your dashboard. Then just like a car, it won't move if you don't fill the gas. Girls also live based on the same concept. Fill them and they'll be happy. Oh, please keep out the dirty mind guys.

What I am trying to say is you need to 'feed' them correctly. As in a date, do take caution of her demands or it will only turn to be a no fun night. The good example would be her meals. The girlfriend or a special female friend or maybe just some random girl you meet at the traffic light can be a bit picky in finding the right happy-food. Situations like, "I want a Tuitti Fruitti", or "I want IKEA meatballs" always happen anytime and anywhere. That is not the worst case scenario yet but potentially kills a guy's mood.

I don't want to use a word 'snobbish' because that is kind of harsh in my opinion. So I always keep it in mind when I have that kind of opinion about the opposite sex. They are a good at the sulky-puppy face and the most dangerous weapon of all is the reverse psychology mind destroyer. How do I handle that? I just smile and pretend that I don't realize about that - I'm good. Even if I have to drive 15 miles just to get what she wants to eat, I'll drive her there. But 15 miles is far enough for the unexpected to happen, actually.

When you driving on the road, there comes a SMS and you try your best to read and reply them. Even when you are driving and you are using Blackberry or iPhone. You are receiving 1 million dollar by replying the SMS. Then comes a reply, unfortunately not in the phone but from a creature with boobs next to the driver's seat sounding like this, "So all of this time you said you can't reply my text because you're driving?". Okay, at that time when you realize you got another 10 miles to go, you will start crying deeply inside your heart. It is like one episode of CSI but only takes a few minutes for the whole story to end.

For me, the girl that goes out with me portray who I am. The way she dresses and her personality reflect what kind of person I am - in choosing my partner and my type of girls that I like. As example; I go out with one emo girl with highlighted hair, dark lips and thick eyeliner - that is like I am walking into a narrow dark alley of a dead end. But, some girls that I go out with, you know, when I say, "Please don't wear this and that when you go out with me." Rather than expecting a short answer of 'yes', it comes out to be, "So you don't like me? You want me to be another girl? This is me if you don't like it just go find another girl!". A complete full sentences answer that fits all the answering scheme. Then you become the most defenseless human with a defending word 'no' and immediately cuts off by her continuation of the perfect answering scheme.

This part is a 'win-win' situation. For a movie day out, it can be a good movie that you like or else, it is going to be the movie only her alone and the same species understand. But what else a good guy would do when she tries to make you bring her to the cinema by promising this and that and giving you kisses for free of charge. I am one of the guy that does not fall for the devilish old tricks but yet, without hesitation I will fulfill her demands and try my best not to let her see me sleeping in the movie. When the crowds laugh, then I will join them laugh instantly, look at her and whisper to her ears, "That's fuunnnyyy!". That is defined as an honorable selfless action.

That's all for now. Later, xo.

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